Choosing a Career at the Ripe Ol' Age of 46

Eww, don't like the descriptor 'ripe' but it is all rather true.
My good friend Glynnis said a few years ago that she finally realized what she wanted to be when she grew up.  Could I please have the same light bulb illuminate above me?
The list of jobs I have held are numerous and varied.  The list of volunteer positions I have held are even more numerous and also varied.  The listing will be included in the postscript below.  I am not making this up people.
Unfortunately I have been unable to distill down the skills learned below into a viable career.  By viable I of course mean a paycheck.  I would also appreciate a position that I could enjoy for the long haul.
I have had another good friend assist me in a life plan and was still unable to settle on anything.
Light bulb please!
I love my warehouse job.  The same with most of my other jobs.  I have decided though that I need a grown up job, with grown up wages, and it needs to have a personal meaning for me.
So where is my light bulb?
Night guys, lights out.
-Trish

P.S.  Lifetime Responsibility List

Babysitting

Cleaned offices

Factory assembly line

Clerk in Small Claims Court

Casa de la Paloma Busboy

BJ’s Cashier/Cook

Secretary for heir location

Queen’s Way Clothes Sales

Carpet cleaning telemarketer

Wife

Mother

Wendy’s-ProCo, cook, cashier

Tiara Representative

Dental Assistant

Amway-x4

Artistry Colorist

Sunday School teacher-x2

Tupperware Consultant-x2

Headstart Board representative

Girl Scout leader-x2

KM Matol Representative

School Bus Driver

Dessert sales at Renaissance Fair

Frontier Floozy stuntwoman at Goldfield Ghost town

Freelance Writer

VitaMist-Spray Vitamin Representative

Homeschool Teacher for 14 years

VBS Curriculum creator

Mustard Seed Newsletter Editor

CHE Support Group Board member

Lionshare Co-op Facilitator

FEHE Newsletter Editor

Worship Leader

Pastor

Theology Student-x3 schools

Women’s Ministry Committee Leader

Retreat/Event Coordinator & Speaker

Stampin’ Up! Demonstrator

Lunch On the Spot Caterer/Owner

Jewelry Designer

Life Coach

Grandmother

Mixed-Media Artist

Blogger

Medical Biller

Warehouse staff